EPIC'S JOURNAL


ART NEWS

Well, I actually have a few things to say:
1. My tablet actually isn't broken. I'm not quite sure exactly why it stopped working, but It works now, so I can't blame Christian. He's rubbing it in my face. Oh well, YAY!
2. I'm getting a Sony Cybershot digital camera for my birthday! WOOT!! I can't wait!

LIFE NEWS

Well, lets see...
Christian broke up with his girlfriend, but I still have no chance with him.
We're starting guitar in GM, so he has rights to mock me. >.<
My birthday is coming up on the 30th!!! 13!!!!!!! WOOOOOT!
I found out I actually like a few Daughtry and Nickelback songs. >.<

FRIENDS/PEOPLE I WATCH








INSIDE JOKES (feel free to ask about any of them)

-IT'S A RAGING INFERNO OF DEATH!!!
-But I don't want Billie to die....
-Yeah! Go Eagles! HIIIIIII- YAAA! *does kung fu kick*
-Outta the way, outta the way, I want a touchdown.
-*throws water bottle at fence*
-*Tries to get water bottle out of fence*
-GO SWAT TEAM!
-It's so the grass wont die when snow falls.
-Ok, don't ask why, but I gotta do this. *slaps self* Ok, other side! *slaps self again* One more time! *slaps self again*
-So, how are the wife and kids?
-*holds up three fingers *
-My brain was thinking this, my hand was thinking this, but OH NO, this little guy was thinking THIS.
-3.......2........1....... HAPPY NEW YE- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
-KAAAATIIIIEEEE!!!
-You must roll, do not flick the fireball.
-You may have no more than four cards in your hand at any given time.
-WEEE! *lands face down on bed*
- Natalie:hmmm... do your best impression of a.... Me: NATZE!!!
-Mutated carpet children!
-Haaalagraphic milk.
-*bored voice* It's alive. Hooray. *muffled voice* HEY RETARD!! OPEN THE DOOR!
-Gourd stems can be very painful when inflicted upon the stomach.
-Mr. Boot man VERY bad.
-CABBAGE POLE!
-Reed protector... AND STUFF.
-Squanto rules!
-Gayford McLesbo.
-Happy Garteth!
-Why don't you consider MY feelings!?!
-Snow... the miricle of the christmas season!
-Uniturnip!
-Joe.....? Are you in there?
-Me and Natalie: Christian..? Are you in there? Christian: Yeah. Me and Natalie: OMG!! How long have you been in there?! Christian: Three months. Me and Natalie: What have you been survivng off of?! Christian: My hair. Its high in pottasium.
- Natalie: Hey Christian! Is your hair high in potassium?! Christian: *grins like an idiot and nods*
- Me: Hey Christian, I find it funny that your sister calls you retard. Christian: huh? Me: HEY RETARD!! OPEN THE DOOR! Christian: Oh yeah. I was kinda in the shower at the time, so I couldn't hear her. Me: T__T Oh. *turns back to walk back to table* O//////O
-Hey... this isn't so ba- BOOM!!!
-LIQUI LARD!
-I AM A NARWHAL!!!
-I will climb this mountain with only a sled! ..... hello.
-DIE GARBANZO!
-ITS MA FRIEND!
-Hi pottasium boy!
-Those must have been adorable!
-Spritz spritz!
-WHERE ARE THE LITTLE PEOPLE!?
-It means to pat a cow!
-I THINK ITS THE MAID!
-*puts foam on head * SHING!
-*slaps hips and jumps*
-THE LUNCH LADIES ARE STALKING US!!! QUICK! ACT NATURAL!!! ... A HA A HA A HA
-You're the juice the corn comes in!
-It's like caviar.... only not.
-HANDS OF MARSHMALLOW!!!
-Snot rocket!
-*is looking at computer equipment* Omg that is soooo hot.
-And somewhere in the world, he has an exact clone name Shiite!
-YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK LIKE I'M SKIPPING THROUGH A FIELD OF HAPPY DAISIES!?
-MASSACRE THE TOASTER!
-We are minions of Billy Mays!
-Me: OOO! I want a restraining order! Natalie: Against......? Me:. . . . OPRAH!
-I smart!
-Me: I just got hit on by a lesbian!!!! Split: HAHAHAHAAA OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS!! Me: It was scary!! >.< Split: Oh! I'm sorry!!!
-Me: Twilight princess is supposed to be so awesome! I heard you can do this and that and blah blah blah... Miranda: *pulls game out of drawer * Hey look! It's Twilight Princess!
-I'm slapping France!
-Casey died of typhoid!
-I wil beat you sensless with a stuffed dog!
-Yup. Dying hyena.
-Aaaw smokin lesbian!
-Mandii: Care for a cheez it? Me: CHEEZ IT! *dives for bag *
-Mandii: *is staring at floor, getting blown up * Me: .... wait. This is grape juice?
-Me: *Is talking * Ben: *Walks out of room*
-The Red Juice Apparatus!
-Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep. *EPIC HAIR FLIP!!!*
-PUMKIN PAAATCH!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF PUMPKINS!!! AND BEETLES!! But not the "Beatle" beetles!
Me: Wait! Yes! The Beatles!! The Beatles are standing in the middle of the pumpkin patch!!!
Mandii: YEAH! And then a tractor comes!
Me: Who's driving the tractor?
Mandii: A FARMER!!!
Me: No!!! Alphonse!!
Mandii: ALPHONSE IS RUNNING OVER THE BEATLES!!!
Me: AND ONLY PAUL McCARTNEY AND... THAT... OTHER GUY SURVIVE!!!!
Mandii: Okay... we're done. WAIT NO!!! BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PAAATCH!!!
Me: CHERRY SODA!!!!!!!!!
Mandii: THE BEATLES IN THE PUMPKIN PATCH DRINKING CHERRY SODA!!
-mersha mersha mersha...
-Mandii: Your face is ugly. Me: Awww crap.
-Gansta lady.
-Lol Beowulf.
-*buzzer noize* I fail.
-HIS EYES BALLS!!!
-Couch attack!
-It's my way of suicide or the high way!
-Burgh Muler!
-*yells into hands*

DEAR GOD THATS A LOT!!

QUOTES YOU THOUGH YOU'D NEVER HEAR

~"I dropped my fish!"
~"My turkey sandwich won't stop talking to me!!"
~"No! Jenny, don't put your foot in that desk! You don't know where it's been!"
~"Kiss my bass!"
~"I'm not a smurf! Smurfs are tiny blue communists with balloon pants!"
"Um, Matt? You're like 4 foot 5."
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!!!"